Bad Parenting

I am on the computer. Felix is playing in the same room. Then Al wakes up and says, "OH MY GOD! What the hell!?" It seems Al left his cigarettes within (easy) reach of Felix and while I had my head turned he dumped out the smegs, put some in his toy bus and chewed on one of them. Now, its half my fault for not watching him, but the first thing Al says is, "Why weren't you watching him?" and I am thinking to myself, "what dumbass leaves their smegs out in plain reach of a one and a half year old?"
I saw this commercial once where this guy was like, "When my kid picks a cookie off the floor, I say,'Don't eat that,' but really, I am thinking, 'Five second rule. That cookie's still good!'" Its the story of my life.