California Dreamin' on Such a Winter's Day

This dog will bite his owner soon. He doesn't like the midwest either.

Wow! Sheer paradise!


SCREW THIS! I want frostbite.Ooh! And a dead car battery might be fun too.

A snow advisory has been issued for the entire city of Minneapolis!! Read more about it here. Al came home from work this morning (at 3am) and told me that he was only going 30 miles per hour on the highway and almost lost control of the car at least once. The fact that he is working overtime for his family and as a result is risking his life by sliding all over the road is unnerving, to say the least. When Al got home, he said to me, "Um, WHY do people LIVE in this state? Who ever thought, 'You know, I really want to live in a place that is so cold, I can't even drive a car!'" Imagine before there were cars and people had to walk everywhere in this crap. Don't people know that there are beautiful places in the world with mild winters? No winters at all? Now, I know that many people enjoy things like: rusty cars (from salt on the roads), puffy coats, car accidents, misery, heating bills during an gas shortage, blistering cold, annoying Scandinavian-esque accents, Bill Cosby sweaters and boredom. I am not one of those people. In fact, I wasn't even born in this stupid state. I was born in Texas, apparently in a town that was not all that great. But I bet it was warm. The fact that people live here BY CHOICE and that many people MOVE HERE from other places is puzzling at best. My apartment manager moved here from Orange County, California. He needs to be hit on the head with a tack hammer, because he is retarded. I am just so looking forward to moving somewhere beautiful and warm and never deal with this again!