Drunken Cakes!

Ah, my best friend Cakes (Kayla) makes me laugh. She is responsible, reliable, dependable Cakes. Which is why this email she sent was so hilarious. Its in response to my Hanukkah party. While the email is BARELY decipherable, I take it she was trying to tell me she couldn't come:

You're going to kill me. I am drunk right now, but I just got your email and found out that I HAVE to work on that night. I tried to get it off, I'll still try, but what's the point?> I'm doopmed!!! What the hell? I hate the Woman's Club, they suck my soul, but pay well/. Don't be mad. I'll makae u utit up to tyou.v I promise. I will.

Boooboooboob urnsbiobooobo

~Drunk kaula

Here is a picture of Kayla on another occasion, drunk as hell at Psycho Suzy's Motor Lounge on her birthday. And Tez and me, also drunk, but not as funny because we are not pre-med graduates that always use two forms of birth control and have perfect credit scores, which explains why I have a baby and Tez has a great shoe collection.


And Lida, trying to justify something. Like her love, maybe. Her love of rum drinks.