Ranting on myspace.com!!

OK, so in the last week I have heard a bunch of crap about myspace. I am the last person who hears about this kind of shit even though I am CONSTANTLY on the internet. Then I find out that everyone and their mom is on here- every band, every hot guy, every douchebag, everyone except me. Even that shit Carson Daly. I don't like guys who turn orange from spray tanning. THEN I talk to a friend who I haven't talked to in a super long time and then he's like, "Yeah, check out myspace!" The picture of him was really hot so I had to try to take a picture of myself that was kind of hot, which is hard 'cause I am drunk, just took my make-up off, and I'm wearing a nightgown and tube socks, as you can see. Plus I have a big Jew nose and tiny eyebrows, as you can also see. Regardless, now I am cool 'cause I am on myspace (?).
In recent events I went out with my friends tonight. We drank alcoholic beverages, danced to 60's music, and they all asked me what a "Wony Tail" was 'cause I am the most ghetto of all of them. Hee hee, they all spent $100,000 on their college education and they can't figure out what a wonytail is.
Also, I am watching "Choppertown" and two guys just kissed each other on there- it was so hot. Not like french or anything but just two straight, badass Sinners just kissing like, "Dude, I love you. You are my brother." And then they hug. How awesome is that.
I got back in touch with my ex and friend Chad, who is the fuck who pushed me over the edge and mentioned myspace, but anyway I emailed and told him I am thinking of moving to Orange County, CA and he wrote: "I fucking hated that place worse than i hated L.A. Its a suburban nightmare with a shit tone of money, every guy wears girls pants and every girl looks like Paris Hilton. The only part about living out there i actually enjoyed was getting stoned on the beach at night. Oh yeah the weather is enjoyable also." I had to laugh 'cause: a)we both spent the first half of our lives in the shittiest, most narrow-minded, assbag suburbs ever, and b) Chad is a journalism student and he has the most heinous spelling ever.
The school term ended this week, thank God because I hate school so much. When I graduate I am going to make a shirt that says, "I Hate College." Then I am going to register for graduate school because I am lame. I am either going to graduate and never set foot in school again, or I am going to be one of those college lifers that keeps going to school so they don't have to pay back their student loans.