I'm a Fricken Genius! Kinda. Maybe...

I took the Mensa online workout today. Here is what those smart sons of bitches said about me:

Your score was 21 out of 30. That is a very good score, you would have a good chance of passing the Mensa test.

Then they harshed my buzz by saying this:

Please note that the Mensa Workout is NOT the official Mensa test, and your score will not qualify or disqualify you for membership.

I totally had to blog that, because no one really cares about the Mensa test in my social circle. They either: a) went to prestigious private universities (i.e.; Smith, Hamline, etc.), b) don't know/care what Mensa is, c) are in a coma, or d) could kick my ass at the Mensa online workout.

I wonder how Al would do. Al, at times, says the stupidest crap AND doesn't know how to do menial adult tasks, such as balancing a checkbook, remembering to pay bills on time, making grilled cheese, et cetera. BUT, he is one of the smartest people I know. He is one of those people that is so smart that simple things confuse him. He says that he is full of useless information, and every time he learns something new, something old gets pushed out of his brain. For example, one day I said, "Hey Al, did you know Mila Kunis from 'That 70's Show' is Jewish?" and he said, "Well, now I do, but I forgot how to brush my teeth."